Monday, 28 July 2014

Massimo's Regenesis

In the last few months, Massimo's recreated the Heaven and the Earth. Now, the club was unformed and void, and darkness was upon the face of the ground, and the spirit of Massimo hovered over the face of the supporters. Then Massimo said "let there be light" and there was light. And Massimo saw the little faces of the players, and said "they are good". He divided the rubbish players from the good ones and called the decent ones 'Team' and the rubbish ones 'Gone'. And there was evening and there was morning and Noel Hunt, also. And Massimo said: 'Let there be a Steve Morrison in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.'  And Massimo made it so. He owned the club and could do pretty much whatever he liked. Blessed be our Lord and Saviour, Massimo.

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