Kanye's been pictured meeting Trump, but all of a sudden I'd like learn about Aleppo. We're all, of course, concerned about London's rise in teen moped crime, but let's hear about Aleppo. Not Michelle Obama, nor anyone else, is deserving of the label an "ape in heels". Still, Aleppo? Though you can buy living succulent necklaces on Etsy, my mind's somehow on Aleppo. Despite my urge to buy having reached Christmas Eve levels of hysteria, Aleppo's got me distracted. I can read or think, but I'm basically useless.