today's fake news

• For a brief moment I lost control. 
• I read 12 pages of the Eddy Merkx book that my Uncle Peter lent me. 
• He reads a lot. 
• I said two Hail Marys.
• Three Hail Marys is a traditional Roman Catholic devotional practice, says Wikipedia.
• I ate two apples and two satsumas.
• The sunshine in Guernsey was magnificent.
• Leeds United beat Bayern Munich in the Champions League (again).
• Two iconoclastically gargantuan American figures spoke sense (again).
• The Ligthouse People, reunited for a one-off gig, sang hymns to a congregation of icons.
• Pussy Riot were invited to reprise their 2012 Christ the Saviour performance.
• Tomato blossoms fell to a chorus of scribbles made by the pens of Guernsey poets.
• The first annual George Métivier Festival was inaugurated.
• Spleen sandwiches were served at the hospital canteen.
• I went for a swim.
• I ignored the news (a bit).
• I put things like politics and agendas out of my mind.
• I drank two cups of coffee.
• We stood on top of a wall and sang our hearts out.
• We heard music from around the world.
• I felt happy.